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Hi, I'm Sarah. Feel free to talk to me.

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

(via legit-humour)

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ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

(via legit-humour)

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catsncats:

elephant butt

thorsty:

It’s still sort of surreal to see the billboards come up and you start to see the trailers playing and you say, ‘Wow, it’s actually happening.’ But a year and a half ago when I first got cast, I was certainly informed of how big it was gonna be so I’ve had that time to think about it, but yeah you still double-take at billboards and go, ‘What the hell is that?!’

(via salaamender)

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spangeborb:

after some deliberation and soul-searching, i named my kim kardashian character i just pooped myself. this is what i’ve been doing instead of my research paper— taking screenshots and laughing hysterically. i’m 5 years old

inspired by this post: x

(via vdeline)

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vdeline:

bruh
wordsbyraquelfranco:

langleav:

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So Beautiful and heart breaking

krvsty:

if u look at me closely and observe u will realize that i resemble a lil cheescake

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coolscar:

somebody told me that you made a text post that looked like a text post i made in february of last year

(via tothemoonandbacck)

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jakfruit:

My friends all lined up on the roof, just minutes before Seattle’s annual firework show.
wanderingbreath:

notsotypical-bohoe:

This part of my room makes me happy

This is amazing