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theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via stargirl-and-sunflowers)

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captainlucifer:

hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard

(Source: luciferofficial, via awkwardswann)

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Anonymous said: Sexual fantasy?

asian:

cudling for 8 hours

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

imnotkanyewest:

OKAY. OKAY. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELL. OH GOD I’M SO MAD. HANG ON LOOK, KEEP READING THIS AND I PROMISE I’LL BE MORE CALM.

In 2012, a 17-year-old boy named T.J. Lane killed three fellow classmates in a school shooting, and was sentenced to life in jail. But wait, that’s not the worst part. This kid pulled a few nasty stunts to really show how much of a pathetic monstrosity he is. In the courtroom during his trial, he took off his more formal clothing to reveal a white undershirt with the word “KILLER” crudely written on it. He was smiling and laughing while the case progressed through the day. And to top it off, when he was finally sentenced [to life in prison], he turned to the families of the victims he killed, and said, “This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. F—- all of you,” before flicking them off. As if this sick waste of human life couldn’t get any more disgusting.

AND NOW, FOR THE DAMN KICKER: This vile animal has somehow managed to fucking escape prison with a fellow inmate, and is currently on the run. I urge any and all of you to spread this info around and be fully aware of the tragedy this vermin has caused. He must be found and apprehended as soon as possible, and if I’ve made anyone more aware, I’ve helped this cause.

I WANT HIM OFF THE STREETS AND AWAY FROM EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW INFURIATED I AM. I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OBSCENE LANGUAGE BUT I’M PISSED OFF AT THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM AND THIS IS ONLY ANOTHER NAIL IN THE COFFIN.

And there’s also the part where a MURDERER and his jail buddy is on the loose, spread his face and stay on your guard

(via awkwardswann)

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marissagiersch:

justjenaynayy:

dolphinboy420:

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated

Orange you glad it’s not a banana 

it happened

caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

(via 0nceinalifetime)

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fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

(Source: lillyvenom, via asian)

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sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand

(via distraction)

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guy:

do u ever yell at people “I WANT TO FUCK YOU” but like in ur head

(Source: guy, via hemmsings1996)

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meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

(via hemmsings1996)

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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(Source: the-stonersofar, via hemmsings1996)

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yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

(via distraction)

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via marishanoel)

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checkrnate:

im so jealous of babies they have clear skin and their clothes cost like $2

(Source: anntarctica, via marishanoel)

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— Deepak Chopra, The Book of Secrets: Unlocking the Hidden Dimensions of Your Life (
(via versteur)

(via marishanoel)

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