Agate: How do you see yourself?
Amethyst: How often do you meditate?
Blue Quartz: List five things that make you happy.
Carnelian: Tell us a story about when you were strong.
Celestite: What is your ambition in life?
Charoite: Where do you feel safest?
Fire Opal: What is your vision for the future?
Fluorite: What have you been focused on lately?
Garnet: What have your emotions been lately?
Golden Calcite: Are you healing from anything at the moment?
Hessonite: What is a current goal of yours?
Kunzite: What grounds you?
Kyanite: Who has taught you the most in life?
Malachite: How do you best express yourself?
Petalite: List the steps of an ordinary day of yours.
Petrified Wood: Do you remember any your past lives?
Quartz Crystal: Who do you feel most supported by?
Red Jasper: Do you consider yourself grounded?
Ruby: Who are you most connected to?
Smokey Quartz: Are you protective?
Spirit Quartz: Who do you consider family?
Tiger's Eye: Tell us a pain from your past.
Titanium Quartz: Do you consider yourself open-minded?
Turquoise: Tell us about a lesson you've learned.
White Calcite: Where do you go for guidance?
This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
(Source: plastic-cyborg, via asian)
Things you will only hear if you work in a grooming salon:
"Can you sTOP BEING A PUG FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES OH MY GOD"
"I just wrestled a cat."
"Puppy cuddles are one of the perks of the job."
"Look at that! You still have your toes! I cut your nails and they’re still there!"
"YOU’RE NOT A HORSE YOU’RE A DOG"
no matter what anyone says, the night before a morning where you don’t have to get up early for anything, when you can stay up as late as you want doing anything you want and can just sleep in the next day and snuggle into your covers like a little burrito, is the best kind of night in the world.
okay im going to watch frozen
um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes
wheres the hole
the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????
elsa’s hair probably