when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
dog for president. no wars. only tail wagging. and smiles. dog.
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing
Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.
I was always afraid of Ohio
— (via iamcharliesangel)