YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.
(Source: battyy, via wild--teen--spirit)
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
(via wild--teen--spirit)
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.Can you be my cashier forever
(Source: casimirpulaskidays, via wild--teen--spirit)
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.Can you be my cashier forever
(Source: casimirpulaskidays, via wild--teen--spirit)
The reason i have trust issues is because they changed the actor who played marnie in halloweentown and thought i wouldn’t notice
(via wild--teen--spirit)
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
It’s possible that I would like to be a pastatute
(via wild--teen--spirit)
when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever
(Source: moseby, via wild--teen--spirit)
