it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
I haven’t posted in awhile, so heres a picture of my friends pug puppy. he’s a handful.
Jeanne Ray (via fyoured)
This is exactly my take on nutrition.
I love this quote so much I want to frame it to hang in my kitchen.
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
u have no idea just how much i hate this post. this was a joke about gettign fucked up on pepsi then some charles Bukowski impersonator decides to write something more cliche than an anime protagonist using the power of freindship
— S.E. Hinton (via ohdreaming)
— "Prisoner" from the Stanford Prison Experiment (1971)
— Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (via psych-facts)
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them